Whoa, it’s been a long time. I can’t believe it’s September already! I’m long overdue for a blog post or three. Well, I’ll start where I left off…
On August 5th, Ursula, Gabe and I arrived in Cusco! After a month in the rainforest we were so very, very excited to see a city (and readily available food) that I think we visited four different restaurants that day. We managed this despite the fact that we arrived in the afternoon and we also took several-hour-long naps to fight off the effects of the altitude. Cusco is located high in the Andes (elevation: 3,300 meters), and it’s a beautiful city with cobbled streets and Spanish architecture. The Plaza de Armas, the main square, has a fountain and a cathedral. It’s a bit of a shock when you’re used to Puerto Maldonado’s baking, dusty red-dirt streets and CICRA’s cold streamwater showers and open-air wooden buildings.


The next morning Gabe and I decided to go exploring. On the spur of the moment, we ended up riding horses to an Incan ruin in the hills outside the city. Pretty good exploring for one morning, eh? (Lefthand photo brought to you by Gabe.)
Then it was time for me to sally forth on my own and pick up Victor at the airport. By that time my Peruvian friends had warned me about the hefty “gringo tax” levied on naïve tourists (taxi drivers and street salesmen often triple their prices) and about “bridgeros,” locals whose goal is to marry a foreigner in order to obtain citizenship in the States, England, etc. I was also already familiar enough with Cusco to understand that blond-haired, blue-eyed females are prime targets for every street vendor, taxi driver, and bridgero in the city. So, suffice it to say that as I was standing in the middle of the airport lobby, completely alone in Peru for my very first time, I was just a little bit wary. When I heard a male voice say from startlingly close behind me “¡Hola chica!” (which, with this intonation, definitely translated as “Why hello there, little lady!”), I turned my most gruff, don’t-you-dare-try-to-sell-me-something, no-I-don’t-want-to-marry-a-stranger, yes-I-speak-Spanish-well-enough-to-handle-the-likes-of-you facial expression on one very surprised and confused Victor. :) There we are in the Plaza de Armas! (Thanks for the photo, Gabe!)

After some plotting, we decided that Ausangate, while doable, probably wouldn’t be a very fun trip for me due to the elevation—hiking at 4500-5000 meters can give you a nasty headache if you’re not ready for it. Victor was already acclimated since he’d been hiking in the Andes for a week, but I’d just come up from the Amazon basin. Thus, Ausangate became my new, Peruvian Chocurua (sorry folks, HOC reference there) and it was time for a new plan! We went to the clubhouse of the South American Explorers Club, which is awesome: it’s like an HOC for all the outdoorsy folk of South America. I felt an involuntary urge to call a meeting to order and start typing minutes. We got some great (free!) advice and decided to do a three-day hike between two Andean villages called Urubamba and Lares, followed by two days of mountain biking.
Next, we went to procure some mountain bikes. It’s not hard to find outdoor guiding companies in Cusco (although we discovered that finding any specific company mentioned in the guidebook is nigh impossible), so a few hours later we had arranged for two mountain biking guides to meet us in the main square of Lares at 10 AM on Tuesday morning. We shopped for comestibles at a gringo-style supermarket (it was called MegaMart), returned to the hostel, and packed everything for the hike.
We began hiking on Saturday. We trekked up a valley for a few hours, following a lovely stream and passing a tiny mountain village.


Then we stopped in a ruin. It was only supposed to be a lunch break, but the threat of rain was enough to convince us to pitch our tent for the night. It was the kind of rain Peruvians call “miedo del perezoso”—terror of the lazy man—because the lazy workers run from the fields the moment they feel a spatter of rain. (On the subject of Victor’s and my laziness… no comment.) Peruvians from the lowland rainforests have many colorful and often mischievous nicknames for subtle gradations of rain quality; another good one is “orina del borracho”—drunkard’s piss—which is slightly stronger than miedo del perezoso, and comes in spurts.


Anyways… the next day Victor and I woke up, ate breakfast, and started climbing. And we kept climbing for a long, long time. Each time we reached to top of one beautiful valley, we found ourselves at the bottom of another. We passed several Quechua people traveling the road with their horses and burros; many were wearing traditional, brilliantly-colored alpaca-wool shawls.


After many gorgeous views, some snow, and some hellos from Quechua travelers, we reached the pass at last! (Elevation: 4800 meters.) It snowed pretty hard for a while as we began to descended the other side, enough to cover the trail (and ourselves) with a layer of fresh snow. Then, Victor and I reached the breathtaking top of the Lares Valley. Gorgeous, no? Shortly thereafter, the trail disappeared. It was getting late in the day and I was exhausted and feeling the altitude, so Victor led a daring bushwhacking expedition straight down a gully towards lower ground. We didn't make it all the way down, so we camped for the night above the village of Cuncani.

The next day we descended the rest of the way to the valley floor and hiked past small villages, farms, and herds of sheep and llamas (llamas! so many llamas!) to Lares, where we checked into a hostel for the night.

On Tuesday morning we arrived in the main square early to wait for our guides. Eventually they appeared, jumping off one of the public trucks (similar to the one in the photo). We were a bit surprised to see them leap out of the back along with our bikes and gear, but these trucks seem to be one of the main forms of transportation for locals in the area.


Jon, our biking guide, strapped our bikes to the top of a combi (public van) and we took it to the top of the Lares Pass. From there, we flew back down the valley along the road to Lares, passing streams, farms, more llamas (!), and beautiful views.
Our guides had arranged for us to stay in a hostel near Lares’ hot springs. Here, I must pause and describe the unique charm of our room. It was tiny, low-ceilinged, and completely filled by two beds… so much so that Victor and I didn’t realize the floor was made of dirt for some time. To block water and wind from the gaps between the wooden boards, the ceiling was lined with a tarp and the walls were wallpapered with an assortment of plastic sheets, which included tablecloths and even (my favorite) Fanta bottle labels. Needless to say, Victor and I were highly amused by the decor.
We dropped off our stuff and headed to the hot springs. The entrance fee was one of the best 10 soles I’ve yet spent in Peru—there was genuinely HOT water, and sooo much of it! I was in heaven. Victor (and the rest of the bathers) patiently endured my gleeful swimming and splashing around in the middle of the largest pool.
The next day, our guides drove us back to the top of the pass and we biked down in the opposite direction to the town of Calca. We got to ride off-road for about half of the trip, which was exhilarating and, for me, a bit terrifying. But let it be known that Victor has sweet mountain biking skillz—I walked down the gnarly bits, but he rode almost all of them.
We finished our ride in Calca, ate lunch in the main square, and then headed back to Cusco for one more night of cool mountain air, delicious city food and hot showers. Then it was time to say goodbye… for the moment. Next adventure: Patagonia?
(By the way, I shamelessly stole the format of this post’s title from Leslie and Daniel’s blog. What can I say? I couldn’t help but plagiarize some of their wittiness.)